Pain's Bane

from $8.00

For bodies with a story.

Works in 20 minutes or less.

Food-safe, petroleum-free.

Deeply penetrating.

Size:

For bodies with a story.

Works in 20 minutes or less.

Food-safe, petroleum-free.

Deeply penetrating.

Muscle tension called. We ate it.

Pain’s Bane is a full-spectrum, sensory-forward balm built for sore shoulders, post-leg-day limps, and that mid-week back spasm that makes you question your birth. It glides in like velvet, kicks in like fire and ice, and disappears without a trace—except for the part where your body stops hating you.

Formulated with:

  • Food-grade botanical oils & waxes

  • Soothing cedar + cooling mint-derived actives

  • Terpenes that talk back

  • Zero petroleum, parabens, silicones, or artificial dyes

What it does:

  • Soothes post-effort tension

  • Delivers warming/cooling sensory contrast

  • Conditions and softens skin

  • Leaves no greasy mess

How to use:
Swipe, massage & rub like you mean it. Reapply when the ache gets mouthy.

 The key ingredients that get it done:

  • Extra Virgin Organic Coconut Oil – Hydrates and helps the balm absorb quickly without any greasy residue.

  • Organic Jojoba Oil – Locks in moisture and keeps your skin balanced while the balm works its magic.

  • Organic Beeswax – Seals in relief without clogging up your pores.

  • Organic Cocoa Butter – Soothes skin, leaving it soft and cared for.

  • Menthol – Instant cooling sensation that targets pain and soothes discomfort.

  • Hemp Extract – Calms inflammation and promotes faster recovery.

  • Molecular Concentrate Blend – Formulated to provide with maximum absorption.