Muscle tension called. We ate it.
Pain’s Bane is a full-spectrum, sensory-forward balm built for sore shoulders, post-leg-day limps, and that mid-week back spasm that makes you question your birth. It glides in like velvet, kicks in like fire and ice, and disappears without a trace—except for the part where your body stops hating you.
Formulated with:
Food-grade botanical oils & waxes
Soothing cedar + cooling mint-derived actives
Terpenes that talk back
Zero petroleum, parabens, silicones, or artificial dyes
What it does:
Soothes post-effort tension
Delivers warming/cooling sensory contrast
Conditions and softens skin
Leaves no greasy mess
How to use:
Swipe, massage & rub like you mean it. Reapply when the ache gets mouthy.
The key ingredients that get it done:
Extra Virgin Organic Coconut Oil – Hydrates and helps the balm absorb quickly without any greasy residue.
Organic Jojoba Oil – Locks in moisture and keeps your skin balanced while the balm works its magic.
Organic Beeswax – Seals in relief without clogging up your pores.
Organic Cocoa Butter – Soothes skin, leaving it soft and cared for.
Menthol – Instant cooling sensation that targets pain and soothes discomfort.
Hemp Extract – Calms inflammation and promotes faster recovery.
Molecular Concentrate Blend – Formulated to provide with maximum absorption.