Glide

from $5.00

Available in 4oz aluminum tins that don't leach plastic into your fresh wounds.

- Pre-order 5ml Sticks Now Available -

it’s not for nothing other than your skin really. Daytime, tattoos and stuff.

No petroleum. No residue. Just flow. With protection.

Size:

Available in 4oz aluminum tins that don't leach plastic into your fresh wounds.

- Pre-order 5ml Sticks Now Available -

it’s not for nothing other than your skin really. Daytime, tattoos and stuff.

No petroleum. No residue. Just flow. With protection.

  • Shelf life: 12 months (but you'll use it way before then).

  • Made in small batches by people who give a damn.

  • Not tested on animals because we're not monsters.

  • Contains tree nuts (shea) so don't eat it if you're allergic (and don't eat it anyway, what's wrong with you?).

THE TATTOO GLIDE THAT DOESN'T MURDER YOUR SKIN OR YOUR CONSCIENCE

Every day, tattoo artists across the world squirt mysterious petroleum garbage onto human skin before jamming needles into it thousands of times. That's pretty messed up when you think about it.

We fixed that shit.

ARTISTS: This glide won't gum up your needles, keeps skin chill and your hand cruising, and wipes cleaner than your browser history. Your lines will stay crisp, your clients won't hate you during healing, and your work will look better when it's done. Win-win-win. The perfect 3 chip interaction.

SKIN: Stop letting people rub petroleum jelly into your open wounds. That's weird behavior you wouldn't accept from strangers in any other context.

INGREDIENTS THAT SOUND LIKE A FANCY GROCERY STORE, NOT A CHEMICAL WEAPONS LAB

  • Organic Chia Seed Oil: The same stuff people put in their smoothies, except it's keeping your skin hydrated.

  • Organic Hemp Seed Oil: Yes, it's from the cannabis family. No, it won't get you high. Sorry to disappoint.

  • Organic Beeswax: The only animal product we use, and we made sure the bees were treated better than most humans.

  • Organic Shea Butter: Imported from places that actually get paid fairly for their resources.

  • Copaiba Oil: Reduces inflammation better than your therapist reduces childhood trauma.

  • Tangerine Oil: Makes it smell like actual food instead of a hospital hallway.

Zero petroleum, zero synthetic garbage, zero regrets.

HOW TO USE THIS MAGIC

ARTISTS: Apply a thin layer over the working area. Smile when it stays where it should and does what it's told. Wipe clean between colors without streaking and keep your stencils crisp. Watch clients text you healing photos that don't look like crime scenes.

SKIN: Ask your artist to use this instead of whatever mystery goop they grabbed from the supply shelf. This is the good stuff.

  • Apply during your session.

  • Feel smug about your superior skincare choices.

  • Heal faster than your friends.

  • Show off your properly healed tattoo proudly.